one two three fourrrrnication!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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