Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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