Yo dont text me then not text me
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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