I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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