god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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