While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
