What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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