butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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