so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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