question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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