You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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