He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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