I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
the liver wants what the liver wants
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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