I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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