The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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