You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We're too hungover to prance.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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