Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
