This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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