when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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