Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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