there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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