I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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