There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I am available for nakedness
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
