The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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