He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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