Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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