yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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