At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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