i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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