Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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