How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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