This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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