Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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