yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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