I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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