just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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