Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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