I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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