she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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