My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
be right there i have to get my cape
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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