it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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