You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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