Its about making memories worth repressing
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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