Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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