i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Also, beer. Big fan.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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