she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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