So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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