Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
