i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
NoShamevember. You game?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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