I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My balls are so social today.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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